Wide awake

Why am I still wide awake at 1.30am in the morning??? Thanks to a shell of oyster that I had during lunch, I am down with food poisoning. The not so good part when I encounter this situation was that I am not the diarrhea-type but more of the throw up-type. This means, I will feel miserable until the tainted thing is out from my gut and it always choose the top way out instead of the more undignified way which is from down there...hehehe

This would be my third incident with oyster. The first one at Bangsar Seafood, then Shogun 1U and next is Saisaki. I should have trusted my gut feeling when I reached for the oyster at the buffet table. It was the second last dish that I ate before I called it a quit. And while I was prying the oyster from the shell, I asked my companion why he is not taking any? His answer "I don't eat dirty seafood that lay on the bed of the ocean and eating all the ocean filth". By the time he finishes his sentence, the oyster already made its way down my throat. Potong stim betul la jawapan dia ni....

By the way, the buffet was not planned. It was supposed to be a trip to AAM to renew both my motor insurance and AAM membership. I dragged Kit along to keep me company and at the same time I wanna treat him for lunch. It is kinda a farewell lunch coz he will be reassigned at another project team. And because Saisaki is just a stone throw away (or is it ten) from AAM so we decided to stop for lunch before we went to AAM. But, my niat to treat him was not fulfilled coz he tricked me. He asked me to wait at the table while he went to the gents. Instead he went to the cashier and paid everything. And because he is the one paying for the lunch, my hutang with him is still pending and he is harassing me to get this for him this coming Christmas.This conversation took place after that.

Kit: Do you want me to put up a Christmas tree on my desk so that you can put the present underneath the tree??

Me : No need coz there won't be one.

Kit : Never mind, I'll hang a sock than.

Me : You hang your smelly sock la (whilst pointing at his worn sock).

K : Cannot, this sock to small. The Garmin GPS Box won't fit in. I'll get a bigger sock.

Me: Alamak Kit, I suddenly got this sporadic amnesia la everytime you mention GPS. It reset every 30 seconds. What is it again?????

Kit : Oh...like that I pon dapat amnesia la everytime you mention work.


Ewah....ewah.... menmain ye. Ingat I cop duit ke apa??