The Boss's Basic Rules

Rule 1: The Boss is always right!

Rule 2: In the impossible hypothesis that a subordinate may be right, becomes immediately operative.

Rule 3: The boss does not sleep; he rests.

Rule 4: The Boss is never late; he is delayed elsewhere.

Rule 5: The Boss never leaves his work; his attention is required elsewhere.

Rule 6: The Boss never reads the paper in his office; he studies.

Rule 7: The Boss is always chief, even in his bathing togs.

Rule 8: Whomsoever may enter the boss's office with an idea of his own must leave the office with the boss's ideas.

Rule 9: If, in your lamentable ignorance, you fail to grasp the truth, fear not; return to rule 1.

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